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About MichelleAdmin

Michelle Wolff’s psychiatrist says she’s “very entertaining”, “a pleasure to work with” and comedy clubs across America agree. Available for hire as a comedian or emcee. Performing across the country, Michelle Wolff has been up at Comedy Store (Hollywood), Flappers (Burbank), The Pint (Chicago), End of the World Tavern (Boston), Funhouse (Portland), and you can see her locally in San Diego, every Friday Winston’s in Ocean Beach. She has been on 89.1 FM KNSJ radio and Fox Television, as the “homeless comedian”. Two guys walked into a bar – laughed their asses off listening to Michelle Wolff. Comfortable in any size venue she’s also, professional, reliable and full of fresh talent. Michelle Wolff is unusual and unusually funny.


As a comedian I spend much of my time considering laughter. From how to make audiences laugh to seeing all the different ways humans do indeed laugh. There’s the half smile, the I’m-not-looking-at-you-so-my-laughter-doesn’t-count twitter, insanely loud laughers (me), and many, many more. My favorite (so far) is the convulsive laugher […]

Many Ways to Laugh



Woke up this morning laughing at something from a dream. Who told a joke? My subconscious. Coincidentally, started a dream journal. One half of page is for “items” and the other half is for “feelings”. Read that dream symbols are highly individualistic. Ergo, my feelings about “river” or “house” are […]

Started A Dream Journal



“I like marijuana because I want to go to heaven before I die.” – Michael Simmons “I used to have a drug problem…now I make enough money.” – David Lee Roth “I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping.” – Mark Twain “You know you’re an alcoholic […]

Favorite Things: Drug Quotes


“A weed is but an unloved flower.” – Ella Wheeler Wilcox “The Earth laughs in flowers.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson “I must have flowers, always, and always.” – Claude Monet “If you love a flower, don’t pick it up. Because if you pick it up it dies and it ceases […]

Flower Quotes




This past week I marched in the San Diego Pride Parade for Free the Nipple. The goal is to draw attention to laws criminalizing toplessness – and get them changed! Free the Nipple (#freethenipple) is also part of the movement to ratify the Equal Rights Amendment (ERA). Our method? Publicity […]

Free the Nipple


I love unfriending people. It’d be a guilty pleasure if I’d ever felt guilty about it. If you’re lost read the post “Tips for White Folks Unlearning Racism” – it’ll catch you up. This week, I put words to practice and did not unfriend an All Lives Matter-meme-posting Facebook friend. […]

Not Unfriending = Unlearning Racism