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Michelle Wolff’s psychiatrist says she’s “very entertaining”, “a pleasure to work with” and comedy clubs across America agree. Available for hire as a comedian or emcee. Performing across the country, Michelle Wolff has been up at Comedy Store (Hollywood), Flappers (Burbank), The Pint (Chicago), End of the World Tavern (Boston), Funhouse (Portland), and you can see her locally in San Diego, every Friday Winston’s in Ocean Beach. She has been on 89.1 FM KNSJ radio and Fox Television, as the “homeless comedian”. Two guys walked into a bar – laughed their asses off listening to Michelle Wolff. Comfortable in any size venue she’s also, professional, reliable and full of fresh talent. Michelle Wolff is unusual and unusually funny.


“It is revolutionary for any trans person to choose to be seen and visible in a world that tells us we should not exist.” – Laverne Cox “It isn’t about “becoming” another person – I already am who I am – I just want my body to reflect that. It’s […]

Transgender Quotes


“As far as I’m concerned, being any gender is a drag.” – Patti Smith “Gender is between your ears and not between your legs.” – Chaz Bono “The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are […]

Gender Quotes


“A naked dog for a naked lady.” – Gypsy Rose Lee “Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.” – Mae West “I was performing in this burlesque group, and we would go to dance rehearsals every day. You’d use every part of your body. Even though some of it is […]

Burlesque Quotes



“A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.” – Frank Crane “Friends are the siblings God never gave us.” – Mencius “It is one of the blessing of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson “Don’t walk behind me; […]

Friendship Quotes


We talk a lot about sex as an act, less as an attitude. Yet the English language is beset with all sorts of attitude when it comes to oral sex. Phrases like “eat me”, “that blows”, and “suck it” all spring to mind. Good oral sex becomes a benchmark for […]

In All Humility — Oral Sex




From comedian Chris Clobber, “Is human breast milk vegan?” Michelle Wolff: “I think because the human is capable to give consent for it to be used, it would be vegan, in that case. I’m not going to drink it per se, but technically I could. Though humans to me are […]

Vegan Breast Milk Donations


I played Pac-Man near non-stop in third grade. For those of you alive in the eighties (translation: deprived of video games), you can all drool that I had access to a full size Pac-Man co-op in my neighbor’s garage (no coins or awkward friendships needed). My all time favorite games: […]

Lazy People Video Games


The website, www.ballotpedia.org has compiled an amazing cheat sheet on all the ballot measures coming up for San Diego County and it’s respective cities. I referenced their website for the following break down of Prop 64, “Currently, medical marijuana is legal in California, but recreational marijuana is illegal. Proposition 64 […]

Legalize Adult Use of Marijuana Act (Prop 64)



“There is a vitality, a life force, an energy, a quickening that is translated through you into action. And because there is only one of you in all of time, this expression is unique, and if you block it, it will never exist through any other medium, and be lost. […]

Keep the Channel Open