Sexy People Are Kind Of Gross


I’m not saying all sexy people, but if not a little bit of extra smell, there is often a slept in quality to their clothes. Me? I think it’s kind of sexy. I asked a store clerk to open my bottle of pop. I didn’t know it was a twist off. He squeezed the top off with a forearm curl. My fourteen-year-old self would’ve been totally sick. Brain sent competing messages: super sexy and deadly flu bug. No one can say my fantasies aren’t weird; “Yeah we can hook up, after I finish the work up on any blood borne pathogens – Benicio”.


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Michelle Wolff’s psychiatrist says she’s “very entertaining”, “a pleasure to work with” and comedy clubs across America agree. Available for hire as a comedian or emcee. Performing across the country, Michelle Wolff has been up at Comedy Store (Hollywood), Flappers (Burbank), The Pint (Chicago), End of the World Tavern (Boston), Funhouse (Portland), and you can see her locally in San Diego, every Friday Winston’s in Ocean Beach. She has been on 89.1 FM KNSJ radio and Fox Television, as the “homeless comedian”. Two guys walked into a bar – laughed their asses off listening to Michelle Wolff. Comfortable in any size venue she’s also, professional, reliable and full of fresh talent. Michelle Wolff is unusual and unusually funny.