Recommended Daily Allowance of Orgasms

Orgasms, unlike vitamins, do not come wrapped in plastic. Oh that they did! We could all pick some up on our way home. I read it somewhere, and hey it sounds good, women should have three a day. Three orgasms a day! Now isn’t that easier-to-follow advice than “eat your grapefruit”? Some ladies are more orgasmic; some are less, and some not at all. I like to be extra healthy (wink, wink). What really helps is telling myself to STFU (do not try this on others). The part of our brain that prattles on sand bags or cock blocks orgasms.

About MichelleAdmin

Michelle Wolff’s psychiatrist says she’s “very entertaining”, “a pleasure to work with” and comedy clubs across America agree. Available for hire as a comedian or emcee. Performing across the country, Michelle Wolff has been up at Comedy Store (Hollywood), Flappers (Burbank), The Pint (Chicago), End of the World Tavern (Boston), Funhouse (Portland), and you can see her locally in San Diego, every Friday Winston’s in Ocean Beach. She has been on 89.1 FM KNSJ radio and Fox Television, as the “homeless comedian”. Two guys walked into a bar – laughed their asses off listening to Michelle Wolff. Comfortable in any size venue she’s also, professional, reliable and full of fresh talent. Michelle Wolff is unusual and unusually funny.