Orgasms, unlike vitamins, do not come wrapped in plastic. Oh that they did! We could all pick some up on our way home. I read it somewhere, and hey it sounds good, women should have three a day. Three orgasms a day! Now isn’t that easier-to-follow advice than “eat your grapefruit”? Some ladies are more orgasmic; some are less, and some not at all. I like to be extra healthy (wink, wink). What really helps is telling myself to STFU (do not try this on others). The part of our brain that prattles on sand bags or cock blocks orgasms.