You Can Learn a Lot of Things from the Flowers


I loooove flowers! Discovered this while on acid at a gas station in Mira Mesa. I stood mesmerized by a white flower with small yellow insets while the halogen lights clicked overhead. Murmuring to myself “beautiful flowers, beautiful…” and though I kept reaching my hand out it touch it – I couldn’t! It was too precious. Living perched on a fine green stalk near all that gasoline. I was wondering why the flowers didn’t move to a new neighborhood – the Shell station didn’t seem safe. Frankly, it still doesn’t. Just glad flowers are flame retardant. They are SO beautiful.


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Michelle Wolff’s psychiatrist says she’s “very entertaining”, “a pleasure to work with” and comedy clubs across America agree. Available for hire as a comedian or emcee. Performing across the country, Michelle Wolff has been up at Comedy Store (Hollywood), Flappers (Burbank), The Pint (Chicago), End of the World Tavern (Boston), Funhouse (Portland), and you can see her locally in San Diego, every Friday Winston’s in Ocean Beach. She has been on 89.1 FM KNSJ radio and Fox Television, as the “homeless comedian”. Two guys walked into a bar – laughed their asses off listening to Michelle Wolff. Comfortable in any size venue she’s also, professional, reliable and full of fresh talent. Michelle Wolff is unusual and unusually funny.