Grandma Virginia with Curly Red Hair


I’m all out of grandmas nowadays, but I still have roses. Grandma Virginia explained that buds, mid-bloom and blow away roses were like young, middle age and older women. Young women were buds – most desirable, but no scent. Mid-bloom has more scent and art in her petals. And yet, roses near the end are fullest in their beauty and perfume – even if florists won’t sell them. Later, after I’d applied her cherry red nail polish, Grandma Virginia saw me walk away, slouching as usual. She called out, casual as sunlight, “If you walk like you’re beautiful people will believe it”.


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Michelle Wolff’s psychiatrist says she’s “very entertaining”, “a pleasure to work with” and comedy clubs across America agree. Available for hire as a comedian or emcee. Performing across the country, Michelle Wolff has been up at Comedy Store (Hollywood), Flappers (Burbank), The Pint (Chicago), End of the World Tavern (Boston), Funhouse (Portland), and you can see her locally in San Diego, every Friday Winston’s in Ocean Beach. She has been on 89.1 FM KNSJ radio and Fox Television, as the “homeless comedian”. Two guys walked into a bar – laughed their asses off listening to Michelle Wolff. Comfortable in any size venue she’s also, professional, reliable and full of fresh talent. Michelle Wolff is unusual and unusually funny.