If Your App Makes Me Hate You – Its Doing It’s Job

Lovely little button on my phone called “Internet”. I use it to visit my bank’s website. Nope! Website isn’t letting me because – they have an app! An app! Shiny and new, oh my! I must have it! This’ll be way more convenient. Ha! Ha! Ha! App is “technical term” for blowing up a working website and replacing it with graphics. Will it open “bill pay”? Nope. Can I look at my savings? Nope. Can I find the log out button? Hell no! I delete the stupid app and then I’m sobbing. The sobs mingle with screams as I slink off to get my laptop.

About MichelleAdmin

Michelle Wolff’s psychiatrist says she’s “very entertaining”, “a pleasure to work with” and comedy clubs across America agree. Available for hire as a comedian or emcee. Performing across the country, Michelle Wolff has been up at Comedy Store (Hollywood), Flappers (Burbank), The Pint (Chicago), End of the World Tavern (Boston), Funhouse (Portland), and you can see her locally in San Diego, every Friday Winston’s in Ocean Beach. She has been on 89.1 FM KNSJ radio and Fox Television, as the “homeless comedian”. Two guys walked into a bar – laughed their asses off listening to Michelle Wolff. Comfortable in any size venue she’s also, professional, reliable and full of fresh talent. Michelle Wolff is unusual and unusually funny.