Lovely little button on my phone called “Internet”. I use it to visit my bank’s website. Nope! Website isn’t letting me because – they have an app! An app! Shiny and new, oh my! I must have it! This’ll be way more convenient. Ha! Ha! Ha! App is “technical term” for blowing up a working website and replacing it with graphics. Will it open “bill pay”? Nope. Can I look at my savings? Nope. Can I find the log out button? Hell no! I delete the stupid app and then I’m sobbing. The sobs mingle with screams as I slink off to get my laptop.