It was the mid-eighties; we had Frogger, Pole Position, and Galaga. Any idiot, like me, could play video games and win. Until, The Oregon Trail showed up. Asking a 9 year old to choose between her own survival and that of her “make believe” family – should’ve been fun, but the complex game play ruined it. I want The Oregon Trail re-boot. Instead of choosing what supplies we need we’ll get psychedelic mushrooms like the creators were taking. In the new game, goal will be to survive as an ox while all these pioneers are out to enslave you (also robots, the ox has to ride something).