Damn You Oregon Trail Video Game!

It was the mid-eighties; we had Frogger, Pole Position, and Galaga. Any idiot, like me, could play video games and win. Until, The Oregon Trail showed up. Asking a 9 year old to choose between her own survival and that of her “make believe” family – should’ve been fun, but the complex game play ruined it. I want The Oregon Trail re-boot. Instead of choosing what supplies we need we’ll get psychedelic mushrooms like the creators were taking. In the new game, goal will be to survive as an ox while all these pioneers are out to enslave you (also robots, the ox has to ride something).

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Michelle Wolff’s psychiatrist says she’s “very entertaining”, “a pleasure to work with” and comedy clubs across America agree. Available for hire as a comedian or emcee. Performing across the country, Michelle Wolff has been up at Comedy Store (Hollywood), Flappers (Burbank), The Pint (Chicago), End of the World Tavern (Boston), Funhouse (Portland), and you can see her locally in San Diego, every Friday Winston’s in Ocean Beach. She has been on 89.1 FM KNSJ radio and Fox Television, as the “homeless comedian”. Two guys walked into a bar – laughed their asses off listening to Michelle Wolff. Comfortable in any size venue she’s also, professional, reliable and full of fresh talent. Michelle Wolff is unusual and unusually funny.