Love Everything, Even If it’s Bigger Than You


I was gazing at the ocean lovingly. “Oh mighty Pacific, bring me peace and wisdom from your depths”. Then I noticed a plastic bag being tossed about on the waves. It hit me. Everything needs love! And by love, I mean someone who helps take care of your needs. Unlike my original love of the ocean, as a power greater than I, the plastic bag brought it all home – we can really f*ck each other up if we’re not careful. When the tsunamis begin – I expect to see lots of plastic bags – rushing at us in silent, but deadly laughter.


About MichelleAdmin

Michelle Wolff’s psychiatrist says she’s “very entertaining”, “a pleasure to work with” and comedy clubs across America agree. Available for hire as a comedian or emcee. Performing across the country, Michelle Wolff has been up at Comedy Store (Hollywood), Flappers (Burbank), The Pint (Chicago), End of the World Tavern (Boston), Funhouse (Portland), and you can see her locally in San Diego, every Friday Winston’s in Ocean Beach. She has been on 89.1 FM KNSJ radio and Fox Television, as the “homeless comedian”. Two guys walked into a bar – laughed their asses off listening to Michelle Wolff. Comfortable in any size venue she’s also, professional, reliable and full of fresh talent. Michelle Wolff is unusual and unusually funny.