I was gazing at the ocean lovingly. “Oh mighty Pacific, bring me peace and wisdom from your depths”. Then I noticed a plastic bag being tossed about on the waves. It hit me. Everything needs love! And by love, I mean someone who helps take care of your needs. Unlike my original love of the ocean, as a power greater than I, the plastic bag brought it all home – we can really f*ck each other up if we’re not careful. When the tsunamis begin – I expect to see lots of plastic bags – rushing at us in silent, but deadly laughter.