I’m a Baker. Please Cook Me Something to Eat.


Eating at home is a vicious cycle. I am a capable cook. I’ve done Thanksgivings, lasagnas, soups like you get at the restaurant, but I still hate cooking. It’s SO necessary! Chop the food, heat a pan, cook the food, eat, and then – dishes! Wasn’t that fun? Guess what? You want better tasting food – more dishes! Now, baking is the low pressure, show up when you want, little sister to cooking. Baking takes as much time as it wants and if I mess up – no one gets hangry about it. Let me bake, but can you cook me something please? I feel hangry.


About MichelleAdmin

Michelle Wolff’s psychiatrist says she’s “very entertaining”, “a pleasure to work with” and comedy clubs across America agree. Available for hire as a comedian or emcee. Performing across the country, Michelle Wolff has been up at Comedy Store (Hollywood), Flappers (Burbank), The Pint (Chicago), End of the World Tavern (Boston), Funhouse (Portland), and you can see her locally in San Diego, every Friday Winston’s in Ocean Beach. She has been on 89.1 FM KNSJ radio and Fox Television, as the “homeless comedian”. Two guys walked into a bar – laughed their asses off listening to Michelle Wolff. Comfortable in any size venue she’s also, professional, reliable and full of fresh talent. Michelle Wolff is unusual and unusually funny.