Animals Who Say Yes to Drugs


Love stories of animals doing non-stereotypical stuff – getting in fights, using drugs, having promiscuous sex, opening time shares. Okay, not the time shares thing.
“Species from elephants to monkeys purposely eat fermented fruit to get drunk; dolphins were recently discovered sharing a certain toxic puffer fish, gently passing it from one cetacean snout to another, as people would pass a joint, after which the dolphins seemed to enter a trancelike state” (Soul of an Octopus, Sy Montgomery). If animals get drunk and high then it is the best argument I’ve heard for a continuum of sobriety.   Yeah, yeah, we’re all born sober – doesn’t mean it’s natural to stay that way.


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Michelle Wolff’s psychiatrist says she’s “very entertaining”, “a pleasure to work with” and comedy clubs across America agree. Available for hire as a comedian or emcee. Performing across the country, Michelle Wolff has been up at Comedy Store (Hollywood), Flappers (Burbank), The Pint (Chicago), End of the World Tavern (Boston), Funhouse (Portland), and you can see her locally in San Diego, every Friday Winston’s in Ocean Beach. She has been on 89.1 FM KNSJ radio and Fox Television, as the “homeless comedian”. Two guys walked into a bar – laughed their asses off listening to Michelle Wolff. Comfortable in any size venue she’s also, professional, reliable and full of fresh talent. Michelle Wolff is unusual and unusually funny.