Monthly Archives: February 2016




Love stories of animals doing non-stereotypical stuff – getting in fights, using drugs, having promiscuous sex, opening time shares. Okay, not the time shares thing. “Species from elephants to monkeys purposely eat fermented fruit to get drunk; dolphins were recently discovered sharing a certain toxic puffer fish, gently passing it […]

Animals Who Say Yes to Drugs



1) Whatever you’re getting drunk to do, just do it before you start drinking. Call, chant, text, or email the person you’re not supposed to – sober. Say your truth, without the slurring and bar noise. Then, I like to wash down emotional honesty with top shelf vodka. 2) Don’t […]

Heartache Tips for the Tenderhearted