Funeral Planning Delivery Boy


I love this commercial about having the funeral planners come to peoples’ homes. I don’t think they’ve fully appreciated that grief is an ugly, underwear-wielding rage beast that really does need to put it’s clothes on to arrange a memorial. I laugh in gleeful anticipation of one of these suited workers showing up when I grieve. His name is Curtain. Wait, no, Curt. I’ll have been drinking.

Ding-dong. “Hello, we’re from Holmes Funeral…dear Lord! What is that smell?” Curt pokes the blanket heap with a pen.

“Ugh. I’m going to be sick.”

“Ms. Wolff…?”

“Pass the bucket! […] Well! Come on Curtain. Buck up – hand me a brochure.”


About MichelleAdmin

Michelle Wolff’s psychiatrist says she’s “very entertaining”, “a pleasure to work with” and comedy clubs across America agree. Available for hire as a comedian or emcee. Performing across the country, Michelle Wolff has been up at Comedy Store (Hollywood), Flappers (Burbank), The Pint (Chicago), End of the World Tavern (Boston), Funhouse (Portland), and you can see her locally in San Diego, every Friday Winston’s in Ocean Beach. She has been on 89.1 FM KNSJ radio and Fox Television, as the “homeless comedian”. Two guys walked into a bar – laughed their asses off listening to Michelle Wolff. Comfortable in any size venue she’s also, professional, reliable and full of fresh talent. Michelle Wolff is unusual and unusually funny.