You might be a vegan…
…If you’ve bragged, “this coat? It’s pleather”.
…The servers at vegetarian restaurants fear you.
…If you’ve forcefully stopped yourself from discussing poo.
…Your grandma refuses to eat with you.
…If, out of all on-line kid’s games, your favorite is Barnivore.
…If being called vegetarian angers you.
…If you’ve ever said, “No, I’ll puke. Egg touched that.”
…If an evening was ever spent crying cause someone said, “Honey is vegan! I read there’s a debate on-line.”
…You’ve been at a plant-based-BBQ.
…You’ve been at a plant-based-BBQ asking, “Who invited the fruitarian?”
You might be a vegan.