you might be a vegan if…

You might be a vegan…

…If you’ve bragged, “this coat? It’s pleather”.

…The servers at vegetarian restaurants fear you.

…If you’ve forcefully stopped yourself from discussing poo.

…Your grandma refuses to eat with you.

…If, out of all on-line kid’s games, your favorite is Barnivore.

…If being called vegetarian angers you.

…If you’ve ever said, “No, I’ll puke. Egg touched that.”

…If an evening was ever spent crying cause someone said, “Honey is vegan! I read there’s a debate on-line.”

…You’ve been at a plant-based-BBQ.

…You’ve been at a plant-based-BBQ asking, “Who invited the fruitarian?”

You might be a vegan.

About MichelleAdmin

Michelle Wolff’s psychiatrist says she’s “very entertaining”, “a pleasure to work with” and comedy clubs across America agree. Available for hire as a comedian or emcee. Performing across the country, Michelle Wolff has been up at Comedy Store (Hollywood), Flappers (Burbank), The Pint (Chicago), End of the World Tavern (Boston), Funhouse (Portland), and you can see her locally in San Diego, every Friday Winston’s in Ocean Beach. She has been on 89.1 FM KNSJ radio and Fox Television, as the “homeless comedian”. Two guys walked into a bar – laughed their asses off listening to Michelle Wolff. Comfortable in any size venue she’s also, professional, reliable and full of fresh talent. Michelle Wolff is unusual and unusually funny.